Law of Attraction Song

Rose writes:

“I am looking for an apartment right now. I have composed a song which describes it and I sing it every day when I wake up, and while I’m driving around looking. I also sing this song for my friends and anyone who will listen. Here are the lyrics:”

My apartment will be sunny
And will have four rooms
Bedroom, den, kitchen, living room.
A table or an island where I eat my food
And track lighting to suit my mood

I’ll have lots of wall space
To display my art
And no stairs so I can wheel my cart
Out to the alley where I load my gear
will have a parking space in the rear.

I will have flower boxes
Where I grow my plants
And I’ll have no rodents, bugs or ants.
I will play piano
In the night and day
And my neighbors will love me
Right away.

I will have a porch
Where I can grill
Kind of close to my windowsill.
The curtains that I hang
Will be made of lace
My apartment will be filled
With love and grace

I’ll be close to transportation
And I’ll walk to the train
I’ll be so close that even when it rains
If I walk quickly I won’t get too wet
Oh my, my I can’t wait to get.

My brand new apartment
Just for me
A haven away from the world to see.
If this description sounds like you
Call 592-4122.
If you really want to reach me
Then use area code 773!